Thursday, January 5, 2012

Boogie Wipes and Other Legends of the Disco


OK, actually there's nothing about the disco here. But the terrifically named "Boogie Wipes" have me constantly singing, "Boogie Wipes! Ain't no doubt – we are here to party! Boogie Wipes!" to the tune of the Heatwaves' "Boogie Nights."
For anyone who's ever wondered if there's something better out there than the latest lotion-laden tissue for a little kid's chapped nose, Boogie Wipes is your answer. (And if you join the company's Boogie Bunch, you can score a 50-cent-off coupon! This is a good thing, considering the rather hefty price for the saline wipes.)
There are several available scents, including Fresh and Menthol, but why buy those when you can get the most awesome scent since the strawberry scratch-and-sniff sticker – Great Grape!
Let's face it – wiping a kid's nose every two minutes before the inevitable snot-all-over-the-face occurs isn't the most fun activity. But these amazingly scented wipes actually make it quite fun.
In fact, hold on, Quinn needs a wipe. SNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFF. Sigh...
Lest you think we're snorting these grape-scented wonders, let me assure you we haven't quite flipped out that far – even though a sick Quinn, who wakes up intermittently in the night crying, does make us feel like we're losing our minds.
The good news is if we do ever go crazy, it'll be a fragrant fall into insanity.

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